Uptown Showdown: Kids vs Pets

I argued for children at the KIDS VS PETS debate for Uptown Showdown. They put the video online now, if you would like to see it.

So you're thinking maybe it's time to have a kid. Or wait, better to start with a pet. How will you decide? They both have their good traits. For instance, you can call them silly names and dress them in cute little clothes.