Click the picture for a list of... /August 28, 2012 by Chris Duffy

every off-topic question my fifth grade students asked in a year

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Every year, our tradition is to bring a giant deranged looking turkey piñata to our friends’ house for Thanksgiving. We change what it’s filled with each year. One time it was just a single can of cranberry sauce. This year, it’s essentials to survive as a parent / as a person in your late 30s / early 40s: dozens of packets of sleep time tea, a Costco sized bag of medicated cough drops, saline rinse for nasal passages, a Tide pen, hand sanitizer, and several low sugar snacks to keep in your car.