Now boarding... / by Chris Duffy

I'm on a plane to Charleston, SC right now to do some shows this weekend. Everyone had already boarded but we weren't leaving because we were still waiting on one passenger. It's an early flight and so I was feeling a little frustrated about being delayed. I turn to my seatmate and say "It better be someone good we're waiting for." As I'm saying it, Bill Murray boards the plane and they shut the door.

This is 100% not a joke.