Happy Birthday, Mom! / by Chris Duffy

I'm at my parents' place to celebrate my mom's birthday. Somehow the conversation turned to how Michael Rockefeller was eaten by cannibals. You know, typical birthday stuff. I was skeptical so my mom tried to google him to prove it to me but instead she just texted the words "Michael Rockefeller" to several random people in her phone.

I can't think of a better way she could proudly announce to the world that she is now 62 years old. Also, it turns out he really did get eaten by cannibals. Crazy stuff. Happy birthday, Mom!